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I am no longer a virgin!!!!

I can not begin to describe what this feels like. I feel like I am complete now whereas before I was an incomplete man. I feel like I can conquer the world now. Never again will I need to be embarrassed when it come to sex. All of my buddies are going to be so proud of me and I can't wait to tell them!

Let me tell you the story of how it all went down

Wednesday after dinner around 7pm I headed over to the Del Ray. I thought it was going to be some huge opulent place but I was wrong. It is actually quite small. There is a casino inside and then there is like a bar area. In the bar area is where all the hookers hang out. As soon as I walked into that area I knew I was in the right place because there was literally 10 girls for every 1 guy there. I strolled over to the bar and ordered a drink. I could feel like 10 different sets of eyes checking me out. First I had a few girls come up to me that weren't that interesting to me but I still was very nervous. They were asking me what my name was and what I was doing in Costa Rica. I told them that I came to Costa Rica so I could come to the Del Ray and meet the girls here. They all giggled and I guess most of them assumed I was going to be an easy sale but I didn't want an overly aggressive girl and I also didn't want a Latina.

I noticed this one girl dressed in blue who looked out of place in there. She was much more attractive than the other women and I think she was from Eastern Europe somewhere like maybe Polish or Ukrainian. I smiled and waved at her and she immediately got up and walked over to me and sat down. I was like wow this is awesome. I bought her a drink and we chatted a little bit. I told her she was very sexy and that I noticed her from across the room as soon as I got her. She seemed genuinely flattered and then I told her I was a virgin and that I came to Costa Rica to lose my virginity. At first she laughed and asked me if I was joking, I told her no, that I was dead serious. I told her I was looking for a girl who was sweet and who had the patience to deal with a virgin and show me the ropes. She said that was so sweet and she would love to be that girl. We discussed pricing and then we left and walked back to my hotel. I wasn't nervous until we got like 1 block from my hotel then I started to feel nauseous in my stomach and very very nervous that I wouldn't be able to perform.

We entered my room and sat on the bed. I paid her and then she asked me if I had ever had a blowjob before and I said no, even though I had got a bj once when I was 18 but it was really quick and the girl was drunk and I was drunk and I don't actually remember it but my friends told me it happened. She said well let's start with that and told me to lie down on the bed and take off my pants. Watching her blow me was watching a porno movie. I have watched plenty of porn in my life and this looked exactly like all the movies I had ever watched. It felt so good I could barely contain myself. She was rubbing herself while she was blowing me and after maybe 10 minutes she stopped sucking me and said ok it's time and she put a condom on me and then climbed on top of me. She said this was the easiest way to learn because she would just guide me inside her vs me trying to get it into her. She reached down and grabbed me and eventually stuffed it inside of her and sat down. I had no idea it would feel so warm. I just lied there and let her do all the work and after about 5 minutes I was so happy and excited that I started to get into it more and started to feel how she was going up and down and moving my hips a bit. I didn't last very long and I came after about 10 more minutes. It felt different than when I jerk off in the shower, it was better.

After that we just lied there and chilled and she said she was very happy to be my first and that I looked like I enjoyed it. I told her I did and then I asked her if I could pay her more money and for her to teach me some things about her vagina. She said no problem and she told me to put my face about 3 inches from her crotch and then she opened herself up and explained all the parts and how they worked. I had no idea what a clitoris was or what to do with it. Once she had given me the tour then she told me what to do with her clit to make it feel good and explained that I needed to spread her lips open and rub just her clit and that I needed to do it in a perfect rhythmic pattern. She also showed me the other things I could do with my fingers. It was quite a learning experience and I spent the next 4 hours with her practicing until I finally made her come.

I am so tired from the whole trip that I HAVE to go to sleep now but I wanted to at least get this post down on paper so that my readers would be able to know what was going on. I will post more about Wed and Thurs and what else I did.

I have been here in Costa Rica since Friday but I got in late and so my first day here was Saturday. I spent most of the day lying around in bed at the hotel because it has been ages since I just chilled out and slept in. Eventually I ventured out and walked the streets checking out the local scene, looking at the street vendors etc. It is very hot here in the direct sun, like wow the hottest sun I have ever felt. I wanted to get a chance to take in the culture while I am here and I am not in a rush to jump into bed with a hooker on day one. I almost got run over like 5 times here. I read that the drivers here are crazy but I didn't think they were as bad as what I am seeing. It is weird here, there is no cooperation or etiquette it seems, it's more like every man for themselves.

I have not yet ventured into the Del Ray. I am very nervous about going based on what I read online on some forums. I guess I feel kind of intimidated by the whole experience. Also I need to make sure I find a girl that speaks English because I do not want to have to deal with someone who doesn't speak my language especially because I'm a virgin. I need to find a really sweet girl that speaks English who will tolerate my noobness. I have watched plenty of porno in my life to know what I need to do, but I have never actually touched a vagina so I really am I bit confused about how to navigate things. I did have a friend John who explained to me how it works and what to feel for, and how to get it in and what do with it once we start etc and I am going to try and remember my training once the moment of truth comes. I have also had some practice putting condoms on bananas.

I spent Sunday and Monday going on tours. I checked out some volcanoes and some other cool tourist attractions and I had a great time. I have seen quite a few cute Tica's since I have been here but none of them have been hookers that I am aware of. Tica is slang for a Costa Rican female. The males are called Ticos. The girls here are a wide variety of shapes, sizes, and colors. Some Ticas are light skinned, some are tanned, and some are black. I did hear however that when I go to the Del Ray that I will find girls from all over the world and that I don't necessarily have to choose a Tica. I think that that shopping process is going to be fun and scary at the same time. I have read on some forums about how this process works.

You just go in there and buy yourself a drink and sit at the bar. There will be girls everywhere apparently and they will come over and sit with you and rub your ass and all kinds of shit I can not possibly imagine. If you find one you like you just talk to them and if you have a hotel room then you can bring them back there and you can negotiate prices but from what I hear they are not every expensive at all so that is good. I am worried I won't be able to find my way back to my hotel but I guess the girl will probably know how to get there if I just tell her the name of the hotel.

So today is the big day... well it will be day one. I am going to go to the Del Ray tonight and I will be selecting a different girl for tonight, wed, and thursday because my flight leaves late thursday night. I want to have the chance to have sex with 3 different girls so I can see 3 different vaginas etc and get used to seeing various shapes and stuff because I know that all girls look at feel different. I am going to go grab some food now and go for another nice walk outside and do some shopping. I have found a few cool things here I am going to buy and bring back with me. I am so nervous just thinking about what is going to happen tonight. I feel like I waited my whole life for this moment.

I managed to convince Carol that I had to go to Costa Rica for a business convention. She bought it hook, line, and sinker. So I am leaving tomorrow afternoon for Costa Rica so I can go and visit the famous Del Ray and get it on with some hookers. I am very nervous because I heard that many of the girls don't speak English there so I need to find a girl that does speak English and will be gentle with me. I wonder how they are going to react when I tell them that I am still a virgin? In the movies, they are always sympathetic and think it's cute but somehow I doubt that that is how it is in the real world. They will probably be thinking "great, now I have to show this noob what to do". Either way I am determined to lose my virginity there and also soak up some sun and take a long needed vacation while I am at it.

I am going alone, and I have traveled many times to foreign countries without issue. I am trying to learn a bit of Spanish before I go so I am not totally lost once I get there but I am not sure how much I can pick up in just 2 days. I have a book that I am going to read on the flight there etc. I have already spent many hours doing research online etc about Costa Rica so I know exactly what I am getting into once I get there. Will report more from there via my laptop so I guess it is goodbye for now

Let me tell you about the date I went on with Carol on Friday. I met her at the restaurant we agreed to meet at. She was already inside sitting at a table which was kind of awkward but I rolled with it the best I could. She stood up and we shook hands like some formal business meeting which I thought was kind of funny and cute at the same time. She is 30 years old and she has medium length brown hair. She looks older than she says she is in a mature way. It's not like oh you look old and nasty, she just looked mature for her age but she looks good.

She told me that her last relationship had lasted 7 years and I was like damn I haven't even been in a single relationship myself ever. I didn't tell her that though, instead I lied and told her my last relationship lasted 4 years but I have been single for 3 years now. So much for her being a virgin. There is no way she is a virgin too unless she is lying about being in that relationship, kind of like the same way I lied about being in a relationship.

We ate dinner which was very good and we continued to get to know one another through useless small talk. Half of the shit I was saying I was just making up on the fly. I'm not sure why I was making so much shit up I guess it was because the whole conversation felt like a competition. Maybe she is just a really competitive girl, the kind of girl you can play racquetball with and still fell challenged. I know I am really inexperienced when it comes to women but I have enough friends to observe to know a thing or two about the situation. I also watch a lot of tv and lot of movies so I think that helps me a lot.

After dinner I asked her what she wanted to do next and she replied "surprise me" and I was like um ok here we go with another test, here we go with more competition. So I said fine let's go to this dance club I know. Of course I don't really know it and I have never been there but I had Googled it and knew where it was. So we arrive at the club around 10:30pm and there is a massive lineup and I am like shit there is no way we are going in. I tell her I don't feel like waiting in line and she is like we don't have to wait in line and she walks up to the bouncer and slips him a 20 dollar bill and he lets us in and I was like wow you win the prize girl. She was all excited once we got into the club and I asked her if she does that often and she said no that was the first time she has ever bribed anyone for anything. She said she was watching a tv show the other day and the guy was talking about how easy and polite it is to bribe people.

We danced a lot of the night away until about 2am. I am not big on dancing but after a few shooters I just didn't give a hoot anymore. I was kind of worried she would want me to go back to her place and have sex. I was worried because I haven't had sex before and I don't really know what I am doing. This night made me realize that I need to go to a prostitute or something so I can get a few under my belt. So I went to the bathroom and when I came back I told her I had just puked a lot and I wanted to go. She was sympathetic and we left. The taxi dropped her at home and she gave me a kiss on the cheek and got out and said I hope you feel better.

I now am planning a trip to Costa Rica where prostitution is still legal. I need to get away anyways to some place hot and sunny so I can kill two birds with one stone. I am going to go at the end of this month. I will let you all know more once I book it.

Hello everyone, I am back and sorry it has been so long since my last post. Let me fill you in on what has been happening and on what hasn't been happening. First of all, I never heard back from that girl Kirsten. I can only assume that I wasn't aggressive enough and that somehow turned her off. I was worried about coming on too strong and ruining things but now I see that I was too passive. So next girl I hook up with, I am going to be more aggressive with because clearly that is what girls err women want. I have to get over my insecurities and let the real me out. The me that should have come out years ago and no I don't mean come out like I am gay or something.

Christmas holidays were a busy time of the year for me for my job. Lots of people had insects and rodents that they needed to get rid of and my job doesn't stop just for some stupid holidays. Yes I am calling xmas stupid because I pretty much spent it alone and it was pretty uneventful. I am however determined to meet more girls this year. Speaking of this year, my near years eve was pretty lame as well. I just rented a few movies and stayed home and watched them.

So here we are in 2010 and luckily I still have a few women that I am talking to that I haven't met yet. One girl is named Carol and she works for a medical lab. I am not exactly sure what that means but I think she makes retty decent money which is good because I don't want to hook up with a girl who can't pay her own way. Wow I sound really bitter right now.

I have been speaking with her for a about 10 days now and she seems to be very shy as well. I wouldn't be surprised if she is a virgin too ro maybe has only slept with a few different guys. I asked her what her idea of a great date would be and she said she had no idea. I was like well this is great, we are both a couple of noobs when it comes to dating. I asked her if she would like to go out for dinner because that is the extent of my creativity and she said she would be into doing that. We have a date planned for Friday night. I am going to take her to this place called Gary Danko Restaurant which is supposed to be pretty good. I will let you know how that goes.

I have been thinking about getting a dog. I am not sure why but yesterday I had a dream about having a dog and I was very happy. I was also thinking that maybe having a dog would make it easier for me to meet women. I still haven't decided yet if I am actually going to follow through on it. A dog is a big responsibility and I am not sure if I want that in my life right now. I definitely want a woman though

What a week it has been! I actually went out on a real date. Let me tell you all about it.

I was able to get a date with Kirsten who is the 31 year old Karate instructor. She agreed to go and play mini putt with me at this place called McInnis Park Golf Center. Some people might read this and be like you suck buddy is a mini golf date all you could get? What? She won't go out with you during the night or to some place more intimate? Say what you want but I think it was a good first step. I think that women like Kirsten are looking for someone nonthreatening and doing stuff like this demonstrates that I am not like every other horny toad dude out there who just wants to get into her pants and has no depth of character. I picked her up at her place around 3pm on Saturday and we drove to the place. She asked me quite a few questions in the car in the ride over almost as if she was grilling me or interrogating me. I think I did a pretty good job answering the questions and making her feel comfortable that I was not like every other guy out there and that my intentions were sincere. We had a fun time playing minigolf and it turns out she was pretty good and had clearly been to play a few times although she claimed she had never played it before. I let her beat me by two strokes, I mean I think that is what you are supposed to do in a case like this... or maybe I made a mistake and should have beaten her to prove my manliness to her. These types of things confuse me. Usually in life I am able see things in black and white but when it comes to emotions, and women etc I really feel like I can not find the answer and that which seems most logical to ME is often wrong.

We didn't really make any concrete plans as to what we were going to do other than the mini golf. I think she wanted to play it by ear and see how much of a dufus I was before she committed to anything else. We finished minigolf and then went across the street to this Irish pub for a beer. I decided to get a Guinness since we were in a real authentic Irish bar. She had a glass of red wine... I think it was a Pinot Noir but I am not sure because I am not a big wine drinker. I was like ok... I guess we are gonna sit here and chat for a bit and have a few drinks. So that is what we did. Around 6:30 and a couple of beers later I asked her if she was hungry and if she wanted to grab some dinner. She hesitated for a second and then said sure why not. Why not? sigh... not exactly the enthusiastic response I was hoping for.

I told her I was taking her to The Cliff House at Ocean's Beach and I called and was lucky enough to be able to get a reservation. The place is awesome and it has great seafood. I have been there many times but usually with a guy friend or sadly enough by myself. We had a nice dinner and we talked about a lot of different things like her family and stuff. She said she hasn't had a lot of boyfriends and that because she is in Karate and also mixed martial arts she is always around sweated buffed egocentric men and as a result of that is she more attracted now to more mild mannered regular guys. Guys like me I hope. She said she thought it was cute at how shy and polite I was and how I hadn't said anything crass in the entire time we had spent together and how I don't curse. I guys sometimes nice guys don't finish last. Problem is that all of my friends and also all of the books I am reading are telling me the opposite. They are telling me to be more aggressive and mean. I don't really want to try this stuff but these guys are experts.

We left the restaurant and I drove her home wondering about what was going to happen when we arrived at her door. I walked her to her door and then just kinda stood there. She said thanks for dinner and for the great time minigolfing and I said something dumb like yeah it was fun. I had no intention of making any moves on her to kiss her etc and I she could totally tell this, so she leaned over and gave me one gentle peck on the lips then said goodnight and turned and walked inside. W00t. I left so giddy that I almost got into a car crash cuz I was slamming my fist on the steering wheel in victory. I know most guys could have followed up on that and got farther etc but I was scared. I will take this small victory and use it to make myself stronger. I have to go out to a job site now to deal with a massive roach infestation. Good times.

Hi all. Sorry I know I promised to write again the day after but I was busy. Bottom line is that progress is being made, but slowly. I created my online profile by taking some fresh pictures of myself with my camera using the mirror and using a tripod with the camera timer. I uploaded the pictures (i got 4 good pics from 200 shots) and I wrote up some nice descriptions of myself and what I am looking for. I tried to be as honest as possible. The site was very helpful in guiding me through the process. I also filled out this personality profile questionnaire that other people can view and see your score from. In my profile I was 100% honest and told people about my lack of experience and also the fact that I am a virgin.

So far I have received messages from 7 different girls. Things are going slow as a I mentioned and with each of these girls (who range in age and background) and we are right now in the fact finding stage with each one. It seems like pretty dry and boring stuff but I guess this is how people feel each other out and see if there may be a fit or at least some interest in pursuing things further. I will tell you about each girl.

Kirsten: She is 31 and she works as a Karate instructor. I was like wow a girl who could kick my butt - I like that - I think. She said she is very shy even though she can kick arse and she said she just got out of a long relationship of 8 or 9 years I think. She seems very reserved but very humble and nice. Karate girl would be cool to meet. So far we are just asking questions back and forth and I have not pushed the situation.

Melinda: She is 27 and works in pharmaceutical sales whatever that means. She looks kind of gothic and she has some piercings and some tattoos. I am very curious about this girl but I don't think she would make a good long term partner. However I learned long ago not to judge a book by its cover so I am still exploring options with this girl. At minimum maybe I can learn something from her. Learning stuff is good.

Wendy: This girl is 37 and is a massage therapist. She said she has been doing massage sine she was 23 and of course I am already thinking about all the potential free massages I could get if I hooked up with her but I am also reminded of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry dated a massage girl and it didn't work out. Either way I bet she has some talented hands. She seems like a happy go lucky type of girl who takes things in stride and lets the stuff roll off her back like a wet duck.

Tabitha: She is 24 and she is a bookkeeper for a large chemical company. It doesn't sound like a very flattering job but she is only 24 so I guess that says something. Again I know she is young but whatever.

Daphne: She manages a burger joint and she is 31. She seems like a type A personality and very aggressive. Not sure if I could handle a girl like this.

Tiffany: She is an aspiring model and she is 26. She is definitely the best looking of the group. I don't know if I have any shot with her but it is interesting that she has responded to me. I didn't think I would be getting any attention from a girl like this. Perhaps she is attracted to my intelligence.

Candice: She is 33 and she is an esthetician. I have never been to a spa before but she works at one of the big spas here in Milwaukee. She used to be married and is now divorced. She seems very guarded and cautious. I am not sure if I want to date a girl who is divorced or not.

Well that is it for now. I am working slowly but surely on all 7 of them and also looking for more women I can initiate contact with. I wasn't expecting to have so many girls message me, I thought I would have to be the one pursuing them. I am having fun so far and my ego is feeling better. I am however very worried about sex and when it comes to that because I have no experience. My friends keep suggesting I hire a hooker etc so I can get some experience and not be a total noob once I am actually with a girl.

Geez I can't believe it is already Sunday and I didn't post all week. I am so sorry about that. Well here it goes:

Tuesday: The day met with apprehension as I visualized meeting this so called personal stylist named Jarod. The buzzer rang at exactly 11:00am and minutes later this flamboyant gay man was in my living room. Really? Was he so flamboyant that you felt the need to articulate that fact? Yes. This is about looking good not being gay so I was decided to look past the gayness and just go with the flow assuming he was good at what he does. The website I ordered the stylist from said he was a pro and there were lots of testimonials and of course if it's on the Interweb than it is true. Through a blur of hand movements and loud pitched noises he explained that we would be going first to a famous hair salon called "Gina Khan Salon" to get a haircut and then we would be going clothing shopping. The hair salon was like a being in a vodka commercial... girls with short choppy hair and pointed glossed lips ushering you along to one cooler location after another until you finally arrive in the throne that this trip hop spaced out model looking stylist will style your hair in. I sat in the chair and sipped on a glass of red wine while Jarod and the stylist named Meg discussed the future plans for my locks. Smile's were exchanged and then Jarod departed and left me in the hands of Meg. I was about to find out how experienced these hands were. What this girl did with her hands and those tools on my head was not what I understood a haircut to be. What she did to me was artistry. I slowly watched as I was transformed from a geeky Magic playing exterminator to a modern looking hip cat Magic playing exterminator. Now I just needed some hip clothes to go with my new look and I would be one step closer to happiness according to Jarod. I was so happy with my new hair that I do not remember where we went next, all I know is it was a blur of fine clothing, gay clerks, and mirrors. I ended up with some cool t-shirts with tribal patterns on them, apparently they are all the rage these days. The expensive jeans I got came with rips and holes in them which I thought was perplexing but who am I to question the ways of the fashion world. So now apparently I look good, but yet I feel the same inside.

On Wednesday I made my online profile. I really want to do that first time experience justice but I need to get going because my Magic game is starting soon. I will post more tomorrow. I promise.

I kill bugs for a living, I am not a writer. I am making this blog because my friends kept pressuring me to do so and I have now given up trying to fight them so here we are. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Tim and I live in San Francisco. I am 36 years old and I am an exterminator. I am also a virgin. No I am not gay, though some of my friends pretty much doubt my sexuality because I am still a virgin. I am not really sure how things got to this point. I had a troubled childhood. I've never been in a relationship before. I like to do things by myself. The only time I get out and hang out with other people is when I go to a buddy's place to play Magic the Gathering twice a week. Half of my friends are single and half are in crappy relationships so I have not been in a rush to meet girls etc. Deep down though I know I need to and my shrink told me that I will feel much better about myself if I lose my virginity and start to live a somewhat normal life. So I have began to workout at the gym, and I have an appointment with a personal stylist tomorrow and we are going to get a makeover and then go clothes shopping. I should also mention that my favorite tv show is Dexter and I like to watch gory horror movies