Viva la Cost Rica Tica's!

I have been here in Costa Rica since Friday but I got in late and so my first day here was Saturday. I spent most of the day lying around in bed at the hotel because it has been ages since I just chilled out and slept in. Eventually I ventured out and walked the streets checking out the local scene, looking at the street vendors etc. It is very hot here in the direct sun, like wow the hottest sun I have ever felt. I wanted to get a chance to take in the culture while I am here and I am not in a rush to jump into bed with a hooker on day one. I almost got run over like 5 times here. I read that the drivers here are crazy but I didn't think they were as bad as what I am seeing. It is weird here, there is no cooperation or etiquette it seems, it's more like every man for themselves.

I have not yet ventured into the Del Ray. I am very nervous about going based on what I read online on some forums. I guess I feel kind of intimidated by the whole experience. Also I need to make sure I find a girl that speaks English because I do not want to have to deal with someone who doesn't speak my language especially because I'm a virgin. I need to find a really sweet girl that speaks English who will tolerate my noobness. I have watched plenty of porno in my life to know what I need to do, but I have never actually touched a vagina so I really am I bit confused about how to navigate things. I did have a friend John who explained to me how it works and what to feel for, and how to get it in and what do with it once we start etc and I am going to try and remember my training once the moment of truth comes. I have also had some practice putting condoms on bananas.

I spent Sunday and Monday going on tours. I checked out some volcanoes and some other cool tourist attractions and I had a great time. I have seen quite a few cute Tica's since I have been here but none of them have been hookers that I am aware of. Tica is slang for a Costa Rican female. The males are called Ticos. The girls here are a wide variety of shapes, sizes, and colors. Some Ticas are light skinned, some are tanned, and some are black. I did hear however that when I go to the Del Ray that I will find girls from all over the world and that I don't necessarily have to choose a Tica. I think that that shopping process is going to be fun and scary at the same time. I have read on some forums about how this process works.

You just go in there and buy yourself a drink and sit at the bar. There will be girls everywhere apparently and they will come over and sit with you and rub your ass and all kinds of shit I can not possibly imagine. If you find one you like you just talk to them and if you have a hotel room then you can bring them back there and you can negotiate prices but from what I hear they are not every expensive at all so that is good. I am worried I won't be able to find my way back to my hotel but I guess the girl will probably know how to get there if I just tell her the name of the hotel.

So today is the big day... well it will be day one. I am going to go to the Del Ray tonight and I will be selecting a different girl for tonight, wed, and thursday because my flight leaves late thursday night. I want to have the chance to have sex with 3 different girls so I can see 3 different vaginas etc and get used to seeing various shapes and stuff because I know that all girls look at feel different. I am going to go grab some food now and go for another nice walk outside and do some shopping. I have found a few cool things here I am going to buy and bring back with me. I am so nervous just thinking about what is going to happen tonight. I feel like I waited my whole life for this moment.