Competition can be healthy

Let me tell you about the date I went on with Carol on Friday. I met her at the restaurant we agreed to meet at. She was already inside sitting at a table which was kind of awkward but I rolled with it the best I could. She stood up and we shook hands like some formal business meeting which I thought was kind of funny and cute at the same time. She is 30 years old and she has medium length brown hair. She looks older than she says she is in a mature way. It's not like oh you look old and nasty, she just looked mature for her age but she looks good.

She told me that her last relationship had lasted 7 years and I was like damn I haven't even been in a single relationship myself ever. I didn't tell her that though, instead I lied and told her my last relationship lasted 4 years but I have been single for 3 years now. So much for her being a virgin. There is no way she is a virgin too unless she is lying about being in that relationship, kind of like the same way I lied about being in a relationship.

We ate dinner which was very good and we continued to get to know one another through useless small talk. Half of the shit I was saying I was just making up on the fly. I'm not sure why I was making so much shit up I guess it was because the whole conversation felt like a competition. Maybe she is just a really competitive girl, the kind of girl you can play racquetball with and still fell challenged. I know I am really inexperienced when it comes to women but I have enough friends to observe to know a thing or two about the situation. I also watch a lot of tv and lot of movies so I think that helps me a lot.

After dinner I asked her what she wanted to do next and she replied "surprise me" and I was like um ok here we go with another test, here we go with more competition. So I said fine let's go to this dance club I know. Of course I don't really know it and I have never been there but I had Googled it and knew where it was. So we arrive at the club around 10:30pm and there is a massive lineup and I am like shit there is no way we are going in. I tell her I don't feel like waiting in line and she is like we don't have to wait in line and she walks up to the bouncer and slips him a 20 dollar bill and he lets us in and I was like wow you win the prize girl. She was all excited once we got into the club and I asked her if she does that often and she said no that was the first time she has ever bribed anyone for anything. She said she was watching a tv show the other day and the guy was talking about how easy and polite it is to bribe people.

We danced a lot of the night away until about 2am. I am not big on dancing but after a few shooters I just didn't give a hoot anymore. I was kind of worried she would want me to go back to her place and have sex. I was worried because I haven't had sex before and I don't really know what I am doing. This night made me realize that I need to go to a prostitute or something so I can get a few under my belt. So I went to the bathroom and when I came back I told her I had just puked a lot and I wanted to go. She was sympathetic and we left. The taxi dropped her at home and she gave me a kiss on the cheek and got out and said I hope you feel better.

I now am planning a trip to Costa Rica where prostitution is still legal. I need to get away anyways to some place hot and sunny so I can kill two birds with one stone. I am going to go at the end of this month. I will let you all know more once I book it.