36 year old virgin

I kill bugs for a living, I am not a writer. I am making this blog because my friends kept pressuring me to do so and I have now given up trying to fight them so here we are. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Tim and I live in San Francisco. I am 36 years old and I am an exterminator. I am also a virgin. No I am not gay, though some of my friends pretty much doubt my sexuality because I am still a virgin. I am not really sure how things got to this point. I had a troubled childhood. I've never been in a relationship before. I like to do things by myself. The only time I get out and hang out with other people is when I go to a buddy's place to play Magic the Gathering twice a week. Half of my friends are single and half are in crappy relationships so I have not been in a rush to meet girls etc. Deep down though I know I need to and my shrink told me that I will feel much better about myself if I lose my virginity and start to live a somewhat normal life. So I have began to workout at the gym, and I have an appointment with a personal stylist tomorrow and we are going to get a makeover and then go clothes shopping. I should also mention that my favorite tv show is Dexter and I like to watch gory horror movies